For the past few months, one key question had been put to the people. A simple choice, the result of which would alter the lives of many in potentially unfathomable ways.
It was the debate that every one was talking about:
“Would Alan be having a boy or a girl?”
Those who were expecting a boy included, but were not limited to Dave, Jean, Dave’s mum, Dave’s Dad, Andrea, John, Emma, Ste, Cheryl, Pea, Aline ... etc etc.
Those who were expected a girl? Alan.
After months of vigorous campaigning from both parties the results could finally be confirmed:
It’s a Boy!!!!
It just goes to show that democracy CAN work.
...unfortunately, another lesser known poll also held recently went a little less smoothly.
When asked, “Who should be Prime Minister?” the UK rather strangely managed to get the answer completely wrong, with the largest proportion saying, “David Cameron.”
Dave could only assume they had never seen the chap and had just been, understandably, won over by his great name.
Even worse, having picked the wrong horse, they hadn’t even managed to back it right, resulting in all the MPs getting hung.
Ah well.
It’s a Boy!!!!
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