Sunday saw the usual cramming of people into a little house for Easter/Dad's birthday fun. As always, Dave was happy to see his family and big talk of marriage and bridesmaid dresses was in the air.
Dave felt slightly disappointed that Ste and Jenny had asked Emma to be bridesmaid, not him, but oh well, can't win im all. It was clear from Alan's face that he felt the same. Baldy would have been perfect for the little purple dress they had.
Emma, as always, dragged Dave to one side so they could begin their teach/play battle all over again.
"I have a secret..." she annouced suddenly.
"What?"
"I know your Father Christmas!"
....
.... big belly... beard... hardly ever sees her... it was all so obvious!
Dave was Father Christmas!
2 comments:
the sleigh, the reindeer, forcing Jean to build toys all year round ... of course it all makes sense why didn't i spot it sooner
Well, it is clear, that Santa Claus cannot be bridesmaid !! :)
Or, we have another secret : Santa is a transvestite...
Dave, stop borrowing Jean's clothes.
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